Okay first off... I suppose we should be thankful toward the dirty Jew bags... they DID invent wind after all...don't believe me? Dumb pricks. While you thought the Jews were being eradicated during the "Holocaust" they were forming an underground alliance with the mole men. It is there that they were able to finish the master schematics and finally unlocked the secret of wind. Hitler committed suicide? Pshhh I don't think so buddy... the Jews used their new mighty weapon against Adolf Hitler and blew him into submission! Besides... if the Holocaust really did happen where the hell are all the bodies??? I mean c’mon... are you trying to tell me that those piles of ashes are Jews? That’s impossible because the Jews (as evil as they are) were always one step ahead of the Nazis. They knew that the nazis used oversized ovens to make their favorite meal, Jewzia pronounced Joot-sa (which is a form of pizza made from 100% Jew meat) so they brainstormed with one another and tried to think up a plan to make them resistant to fire... they tried to use wind but that just gave the fire more power... then finally one Jew said "I got it!!! What can put out fire?" the other Jews answered... "Water of course!" the first Jew explains... well once I was watching mind of mencia and I heard him refer to Mexicans as "wetbacks" so maybe just maybe... their "wetbacks" can keep them safe from the evil fire!!! So they breeded with the Mexicans and gained their ability to be resistant to fire. Pretty soon the Nazis got tired of trying to make jewzia and moved to Australia. That is only part 1 of the story of the true holocaust... coming soon chapter 2: Enter the Jew...